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Curated archive of select past pre-ride messages to fans (ListServ, Facebook, Twitter, TCL, ...), for use in planning each year's messaging cycle.

Standard Topics

  • Freedom from oil and the beauty of people.
  • Volunteers needed.
  • Donations needed.
  • Get your bike ready.
  • Consider your limits.
  • Ride principles...
  • Park mess...
  • Public urination fines.
  • How to ride in big groups.
  • PSA's.
  • Flanking.
  • Personal responsibility.
  • Event URLs.
  • Bike rentals.
  • Getting to the ride.
  • Fans viewing.
  • Ride Rules
  • ...

Notes from Andrew

Reviewing history, there's been a lot of variation, but broadly... starting with months early basic faq items and reminders to read the about page. Soon also solicit volunteers and donations. Later we get more specific with fresh concepts that have shaken out, mixed with reiterating classics like park mess, public urination fines, responsibility, event URLs, bike readiness and rentals. Plus bumping the PSA art. The very last runup bulletins are typically short. Then after there's photos, lost and founds, and finally review and count.

Last year was unusually sparse. Archive here:

https://lists.chicagonakedride.org/pipermail/fans-chicagonakedride.org/2014/thread.html

All prior years are archived here:

https://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/WorldNakedBikeRideChicago/conversations/messages

Notes from Steven:

Email Digest from WNBRC-2014

Didn't want to overwhelm the social media thread by reposting last year's emails to fans@chicagonakedride.org, but it seems worth sharing as we plan our communications.

Just 17 days away!

   invite to try CCM / show solidarity for pedicabs / get bike tuned up / pray for good weather

WNBR-C: Looking for more Volunteers!

   invite to volunteer meeting / sign up at chicagonakedride.org/support

Just 5 days until the ride!

   general idea of where ride will be / warning to keep info secret (do not share gathering spot online)

WNBR remains awesome, but creeps happen...

   reminder that most people have fun, but shit happens / stay in center to be safe / use your voices, protect each other if approached / long list of considerations (posting full message below)

We ALL make this happen, DONATE TODAY

   by the people for the people / toilets and DJs / please donate

Getting to the Naked Ride

   travel, logistics, etc

WNBR Check In Location

   long list of stuff (posting below)

Happy Monday! We did it!!!

   it was awesome / do you really want to drive anymore? / some bad stuff happened (please report issues) / links to photos

2018:


May 21 2018 [WorldNakedBikeRideChicago] Celebrating freedom from oil and the beauty of people in UNDER THREE WEEKS!!!

See ChicagoNakedRide.org/about for answers like when (Saturday June 9th), where (announced later), how naked (bare as you dare), rentals (BobbysBikeHike.com), ...

DONATIONS URGENTLY NEEDED! We don't even have enough to reserve restrooms yet :(

Get your name on the wall of thanx: ChicagoNakedRide.org/donate

There's also a shop: ChicagoNakedRide.org/shop

Now's the time to ready your air, brakes, lights, lock and self. Critical Mass this Friday is perfect practice: Facebook.com/events/325189114621881



May 14 2018 [WorldNakedBikeRideChicago] 15th ANNUAL RIDE is Saturday June 9th 2018

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World Naked Bike Ride : Chicago #15 is Saturday June 9th - Under four weeks away! Questions answered at chicagonakedride.org/about

See and print our fun new vintage comic style poster: chicagonakedride.org/flyers

PS: The Ride of Silence is this Wednesday (May 16th), leaving Daley Plaza after 6:30pm. Quietly visits several ghost bikes, honoring the fallen and promoting driver awareness. Ends with mingling and snax. rideofsilencechicago.weebly.com




History:





2017


June 02 2017 [WorldNakedBikeRideChicago] BIG CHANGES FOR 2017!

World Naked Bike Ride : Chicago #14 is Saturday June 10th 2017.

WE ARE ***NOT*** IN THE USUAL LOCATIONS THIS YEAR!!!

Finally had to move on from that great spot we've enjoyed for years so DON'T come to the old lot or check-in spots or you may miss the fun. Stay tuned for updated info *JUST* before ride day.

With location changed SELF RELIANCE is more critical than ever. Basics like power and water and fire are uncertain so *WE* must be the party. Bike based sound systems are strongly encouraged, B.Y.O. Body Paints, keep your clothes with you, etc etc.

NEWBIES? Tons of info at https://ChicagoNakedRide.org/about

Join the conversation on Facebook: https://facebook.com/groups/wnbrc

See y'all next Saturday!



2016


June 11 2016 - CHECK-IN today after 6pm at Fulton River Park, 355 N Jefferson St.

CHECK-IN opens today after 6pm at Fulton River Park, about 355 N Jefferson St. Arrive CLOTHED&SHOED. Keep your clothes WITH YOU at all times.

https://Bedno.com/bike/map/355+N+Jefferson+St+Chicago+IL

Participants on people powered wheels will be forwarded to start location.

We ride after 8p, don't be late. Rain or shine, so BE PREPARED for ANYTHING.

Likely viewing opportunities:

ETA ~8:45pm: Across from Trump Tower, Wacker and Wabash, 401 N Wabash Ave

ETA ~9:40pm: BP station, at LaSalle and Clark, 1647 N LaSalle St

ETA ~11:20: Polonia Triangle, Division and Milwaukee, 1209 N Milwaukee Ave

See https://ChicagoNakedRide.org or https://Bedno.com/bike or
https://twitter.com/ChiNakedRide or use #WNBRC to follow us live.

Travel Tips:

No parking near the starting location, so please bike or train or bus in.

Pink+Green Clinton stop, then go north.

Blue line Grand Stop, then go southeast.

About half a mile north of Ogilve

Halsted bus is also a good option.

Metra allows bikes today, but at conductor discretion.



June 8 2016 - Bare as we dare Saturday!

World Naked Bike Ride : Chicago #13 - Celebrating freedom from oil and the

beauty of people. Evening of Saturday June 11th.

https://ChicagoNakedRide.org

CHECK-IN point will be announced a day or less before ride. Until then
please read the basics:

CHECKINS must show Person-Powered Wheels.

FANS see ChicagoNakedRide.org or
Bedno.com/bike or @ChiNakedRide or #WNBRC for viewing points.

Arrive CLOTHED&SHOED. Keep your clothes WITH YOU at all times. Be prepared
for weather changes.

Sometimes bystanders are grabby. SHY? Stay towards center, out of reach.
CHIVALROUS? Guard our flanks. YELL NO!!! at creeps.

DRUGS or BOOZE may lead to arrest. Bare goodies may target ticketing. Obey
police and thank them for their help.

National Lawyers Guild monitors: 312-913-0039

This is a drop ride. Your bike and self MUST be ready and able to ride some
fourteen miles over four hours (returns near midnight) possibly without
water or potties.

NO PHOTOS in our before/after space (xcpt auth'd). Assume however that you
will be photographed on ride. If you must take pics during ride always ASK!

Experienced riders are helping in safety vests. Heed them, and tell them any
nonsense you see.

YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE! Be prepared, stay alert, take care, help others.

LEAVE NO TRACE!!! PICK IT UP and PACK IT OUT!!! RECYCLE cans. No glass
please. Bring refillables.

HAVE THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE!!!



May 21 2016 - WE RIDE IN THREE WEEKS!!!

Celebrating freedom from oil and the beauty of people SATURDAY JUNE 11th

See https://chicagonakedride.org/about for answers like parking (at home), how naked (bare as you dare), can I take photos (please don't), bike rental: https://bobbysbikehike.com

Still time for https://chicagonakedride.org/shop or get your name on https://chicagonakedride.org/donors

Done a few WNBRs? Join the safety vestees https://chicagonakedride.org/support

Facebook funtimes https://facebook.com/groups/wnbrc

MEANWHILE: "Full Moon" ride TONITE (Saturday) leaves Gannon's Pub (4264 N Lincoln) after 9pm. Under a dozen miles, typically bar, park, bar, park, bar. Ends with a group naked asses photo. Often amazing. Forecasting calm clear upper 50s. I'll almost certainly be there with posters/flyers/stickers/chat... https://www.thechainlink.org/events/fbc-full-moon-fiasco-15



May 16 2016 - Under four weeks to go!!!

World Naked Bike Ride Chicago #13 is SATURDAY JUNE 11th - Celebrating freedom from oil and the beauty of people.

ALL questions see https://chicagonakedride.org/about

HELP is urgently needed for POTTIES and PRINTING and PAINTS.

Donate online: https://chicagonakedride.org/donate

Meanwhile, you may be interested in the "Ride of Silence" this Wednesday (May 18th), leaving Daley Plaza after 6:30pm. Quietly visits several ghost bikes and plans to install a new one. Several hundred attend. Ends with nice mingling and snax. We can't chat much there, but if anyone wants naked ride posters, flyers, stickers, I'll be carrying bunches.

https://rideofsilencechicago.weebly.com



May 9 2016 - Just 33 days 'til World Naked Bike Ride : Chicago #13

Celebrating freedom from oil and the beauty of people the evening of SATURDAY JUNE 11th 2016

Questions? See https://chicagonakedride.org/about

Plan to be west of downtown before sunset ready to ride about 14 miles.

We'll email more details as they gel. You may also enjoy our Facebook group at https://facebook.com/groups/wnbrc

Make sure YOU and BIKE are ready. Check your wheels and put in some miles.

Done a few WNBR's already? Wanna wear a safety vest? Volunteers needed: https://chicagonakedride.org/support

Looking forward to seeing you!!!



2015:



Apr 14 2015 - 60 days till Naked Ride Fun :D

Welcome to all the new people that have signed up, just sending out an early notice that the 12th Chicago Naked Bike Ride is on for Saturday June 13th.

The ride is usually 14 miles, so if you haven't been on your bike this year, it is definitely time for a tune up, and to get your body in motion.

We'll send out just a few emails on this list giving you details as they firm up. To join the group discussion, sign up for our Facebook group:

https://www.facebook.com/groups/wnbrc/

Newbies, if you missed our about page, give it a read:

https://chicagonakedride.org/about

For experienced riders looking to get more involved, we always need volunteers:

https://chicagonakedride.org/volunteers

We also need some money for port-potties, for obvious reasons, and we rent fancy radios to shepherd our naked flock from harms way. Please consider donating:

https://chicagonakedride.org/donate

It keeps getting better every year, so happy you are on board!



May 13 2015 Just a month 'til World Naked Bike Ride : Chicago #12

Celebrating freedom from oil and the beauty of people

The evening of SATURDAY JUNE 13th 2015

Questions? See https://chicagonakedride.org/about

NOW'S when to make sure YOU and BIKE are ready.

We care, so check your wheels and put in some miles.

Print yer own flyers! https://chicagonakedride.org/flyers

Facebook funtimes: https://facebook.com/groups/wnbrc

Done a few WNBR's already? Ready to step up?

Help shepherd the cats https://chicagonakedride.org/support

C U next month!



May 26 2015 Make Barbra's birthday beautiful :)

Under three weeks hence! ***Get YourSelf & YourBike Set ***

A pleasant recent posting by WNBRC's long-time videographer puts a few things well:

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My birthday is at midnight June 14th...the night of WNBR. Aaaand for my birthday I would like:

1. That we have communicated beautifully our message of FREEDOM FROM OIL and POSITIVE BODY IMAGE!

2. That we have all stayed safe together thanks to our volunteer safety team and through our own strong community, and also our self-care (bring water and save most of the drinking for after!).

3. That we have taken care of our environment, our city, our parks, and our reputation...by not littering along the ride or at our rest stop or where the ride begins/ends.

4. That we all have had the best time of our lives!!!!!!

Thank you in advance for being the wonderful group that year after year we strive to be and continue to improve upon! I love you and can't wait to see all of you beautiful beings!

May 31 2015 Safety How To

Chicago's World Naked Bike Ride proudly continues a tradition of mutual respect, responsibility and safety. Participants look out for and cooperate with other riders. Specifically regarding safety the most important things are:

* Keep your clothes with you- NOT with a friend.

* If you encounter creeper nonsense call it out.

* Sometimes bystanders get hands-y during the ride.

* The ride has volunteers.

* Make sure you and your bike are ready.

Breaking these down...

* Clothes with you

This is a drop ride. Stopping a bike parade of 2000+ for multiple inevitable flats is impossible.

Yearly someone loses their friends in the crowd and falls behind the ride's end. When you're that rider the group's protection disappears. If a friend carries your clothes you could be alone, who knows where, naked.

* Creeper nonsense

Resist with a loud "NO!" if your personal limits (or a friend's) are violated. Creeps have a harder time when people suddenly stare at their offensive behavior. Attract the attention of friends and allies.

* Hands-y bystanders

Avoid potential gropes, slaps, and high fives by staying out of reach in the center of the street. The adventurous ride nearer the sidewalk.

* Ride volunteers

Most wear vests or lanyards. Please let us know if you encounter an issue; everyone should feel safe. On the flip side, please meet us with mutual respect if we ask something of you.

* Be ready

Get a bike tune-up if needed. Rest so that you're fresh for miles of bystanders cheering you shedding clothes (as bare as you dare!) Stay hydrated and eat. Carry water, food, and needed prescriptions.

I'm eager to see you Saturday, June 13th!

More info: https://chicagonakedride.org/about

Join the safety vested team: https://chicagonakedride.org/support



Jun 11 2015 DEAR WONDERFUL PEOPLE...

World Naked Bike Ride : Chicago #12 is now just days away - HOORAY!!!!

Route elves are still finalizing details. Addresses seen elsewhere are almost certainly wrong. It'll be published to this list soon!

MUST SEE FOR ALL Q's like when (evening of Saturday June 13th), where (TBA/WestLoop-ish), parking (at home), rentals (Bobby's), naked (bare as you dare), distance (>13mi/>3hrs) ...

https://chicagonakedride.org/about

Defer drinking 'til after for least scrapes and tickets, keep clothes with you, say NO to nonsense, have an awesome time! Weather currently forecasting 60 & clear. Consider options like cape, gloves, boa, scarf, long socks in case of chill.

Thanx for bettering the world ;)

https://chicagonakedride.org/slogans



2014




Mar 24 2014 - VOLUNTEERS NEEDED

Come try the new online volunteer signup. Just answer a few quick questions so we can get your contact info and email and such. Returning volunteers please do it if you never have.

The naked ride loves volunteers and needs DOZENS. Past experience with critical mass or naked ride wrangling and corking helps, but newbies are welcome. We need lots of Friends in safety vests escorting the ride, as well as help with flyering, setup, body painting, stay behinds, cleanup and other earnest and eager low maintenance good hearted assistance. PLEASE SIGNUP NOW as meetings have already started.

For MUCH more info see https://chicagonakedride.org/support

THANX!!!



Jun 9 2014 - Just 5 days until the ride!

Happy Monday! This is the big week we've been waiting for, the 12th Chicago World Naked Bike Ride is this Saturday June 13th, gather 6pm, ride departs at 8pm.

We have made some changes to our regular route, and there will be new check-in and rest stop locations this year, so please only pay attention to announcements from this email address.

KEEP IT LIKE A SECRET!

It is very important that we DO NOT SHARE DETAILS OF LOCATIONS to the general public on social media sites (Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc.)

One thing that makes the Chicago naked ride unique is we have scouted locations that provide us privacy when we're not riding, so let's not give the creepy lurkers of the world a digital breadcrumb trail into our inner sanctum. Got it?

Don't worry, you'll be informed and will not miss out on the time of your life. We'll meet up just north of Greektown, and we'll end at the same location so you are not left lost and naked in the big city.

This ride is only possible through our joined effort, we need to work together to make Saturday a safe and positive experience for everyone.

If you want to share thoughts and questions with other riders, join the discussion on our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/wnbrc/

Just don't give up the location of our Party Cave, the Dark Knight would be most upset with you ;-)



Jun 10 2014 - WNBR remains awesome, but creeps happen...

The WNBR is always an amazingly good time for 99% of the people involved, but every year something gets stolen, and some years have resulted in physical assaults on riders. It happens. Drunk creeps will get the wrong idea and jump the curb to try and touch riders.

Here's how to stay safe in a nutshell:

1. Ride in the center of the pack to stay out of reach of bystanders

2. Use your voice to stop people from approaching you

3. Help each other and stick together to define our boundaries

We have a crew of volunteers that will be clothed and wearing safety vests so they are easy to identify. This helps, but it doesn't cover everything, we all need to pull together to make this Saturday a truly awesome experience for 100% of the people along for the ride.

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HERE IS MORE INFO TO CONSIDER

We brought this up last year before the ride, and we are happy there were no reports of riders being groped or slapped. However, we cannot assume the problems of the past will go away. Awareness is the first step in staying safe, the next step is knowing how to react.

RIDE IN THE CENTER OF THE PACK

Staying out of arms reach of pedestrians lining up alongside the ride greatly reduces your risk of being touched. We draw large crowds, and people with a few drinks in them lose sense of boundaries, and sometimes pedestrians contacting riders have sent them off balance knocking them over unintentionally. Naked wipe outs are nasty - be careful!

DISMOUNT YOUR BIKE IF NEEDED

If we are going slow through a crowd of bystanders, consider getting off your bike and walking it. You can also use your bike as a barrier between you and the public.

YOUR VOICE IS POWERFUL

If someone coming at you seems like they have the wrong intent, USE YOUR VOICE TO CALL THEM OUT! Trust your intuition, do not wait for something wrong to happen. Most creeps freeze and buckle to social pressure when called out, so just call them out early.

HELP EACH OTHER

Don't just watch someone come into the crowd and touch someone. We all need to call out people that act inappropriately. If we join in a chorus of "BACK OFF!", then our voices become a very powerful tool in keeping people in line.

DEFINE OUR BOUNDARIES

Clothed people tend to think naked people are up for grabs, so we need to define our boundaries so the drunks don't do it for us. IMPORTANT, this is a non-violent action, we NEVER STRIKE BACK, but that doesn't mean we put up with people pushing into the ride. If you are a strong physical presence that can hold your own in a crowd, please ride along the edge when we confront large groups.

We will be discussing this further on our Facebook group (https://www.facebook.com/groups/wnbrc/) and there will be a short orientation speech for people entering the pre-ride gathering space.

Thanks for reading!!!



Jun 12 2014 - We ALL make this happen, DONATE TODAY

The World Naked Bike Ride has no sponsors. This ride is simply an idea that caught fire back in 2004. People over the world were ready to get behind the idea we can use our bodies and our bikes to demonstrate it is time to shed the destructive habits of our past and make a clean start.

Every year new people step up to volunteer in Chicago to pull together a rolling naked festival, and much like a festival, it takes money and effort to create a SAFE space for us all to rock out in.

Please consider chipping in so we can have DJs, porta-potties, and anything else we need to create the best possible experience for everyone. None of the volunteers take in any money, and the DJs are doing this out of love for the ride.

All money donated online goes into material costs, as well as money taken in from merchandise. Becoming a WNBRC supporter is as easy as clicking a PayPal button.

Donate money!

https://chicagonakedride.org/donate

Buy some schwag!

https://chicagonakedride.org/shop

We're not taking money at the gate this time, so please do it online.



Jun 13 2014 - Getting to the Naked Ride

Hi Folks,

We will be gathering in the River North area just north of Greektown,

check-in location will be announced in the morning.

Here are some helpful tips about travel.

Metra usually bans bikes on trains for Blues Fest, this year it's just a booze ban:

https://metrarail.com/metra/en/home/service_updates/festival_season_alcohol_restrictions.html

We gather pretty close to Union Station, so the train is an option.

CTA lets you take your bike on a train or bus.

The Chicago Ave Blue Line stop is perfect for tomorrow.

Morgan Street Green Line stop is good too.

The Chicago Ave, Ashland, and Halsted bus lines get you really close to the starting point as well.

https://www.transitchicago.com/bikeandride/

OK, you have to drive...

IDOT has posted maps suggesting driving routes into the city:

https://www.dot.state.il.us/KennedyatOhio/detour.html

PDF links at bottom of page

Give yourself extra time, delays are expected to be crazy long. I'd suggest getting in the area early and finding something to do before check in time at 6pm.

Taste of Randolph is a good way to grab something to eat beforehand (very close to start)

https://tasterandolph.com

Cool bike art party happening (pretty close to start)

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/paint-pedal-a-pedicab-street-art-show-tickets-11684806571

Schubas has a pre-party each year (not so close to start)

https://www.facebook.com/events/766557963388350/

JUST DON'T DRINK TOO MUCH!

We have a wild night planned for you.



2013




May 18 2013 - World Naked Bike Ride Chicago is SATURDAY JUNE 8th

Celebrating freedom from oil, and the beauty of people.

TENTH ANNUAL just THREE WEEKS HENCE!!!

Sorry we're behind this year; Mercury retrograde yadayada.

Tons to communicate soon, but let's just start with

DONATIONS URGENTLY NEEDED!!! We're actually at zero and

POTTIES and PRINTING and PAINTS and PARTY cost PLENTY :(

So ~~~~PULEEZ HALP~~~~ DONATE or buy a t-shirt RIGHT NOW!

Givers get your names in pixels:

https://chicagonakedride.org/donate

T-Shirts:

https://chicagonakedride.org/shop

THANX!

==== ALSOs ====

NEWBIE? READ EVERY WORD: https://chicagonakedride.org/about

Flyer PDF is posted: https://chicagonakedride.org/flyers

If you love life, print and distribute now.

Links to social sites: https://chicagonakedride.org/event

Now come help: https://chicagonakedride.org/donate

THANX!



May 22 2013 - ****** URGENT CALL FOR VOLUNTEERS ******

Dear past participants WE NEED YOUR HELP with site prep, body painting, support, cleanup, stay-behinds, flyering, performers, ...

Or, too shy to ride naked? Join the clothed SECURITY team.

Go see https://chicagonakedride.org/volunteer

or simply reply to this email.

^^^^^^ URGENT CALL FOR VOLUNTEERS ^^^^^^

ALSOs:

* DONATIONS STILL NEEDED! https://chicagonakedride.org/donate

We will NOT be selling shirts on site so order yours now: https://chicagonakedride.org/shop

* GET YOUR BIKE READY! With just TWO WEEKENDS to go NOW's the time for you infrequent riders to get your tires and bolts and brakes and gears and seat and thighs and such checked and serviced.

For bike rentals see https://www.BobbysBikeHike.com/event/world-naked-bike-ride/

* NEWBIES - Read every word: https://chicagonakedride.org/about



May 29 2013 - Only TEN DAYS to decide what not to wear at the 10th World Naked Bike Ride!

Rain or shine we gather Saturday June 8 at 6pm for body painting, and the ride departs at 8pm sharp. Details on location and timing will be released day of the ride, so stay tuned for announcements.

Chicagoans agree the Naked Ride stands for a great cause (protesting oil dependence) and is AMAZINGLY fun, but it's time we acknowledge that women have been assaulted. Years ago it was rare, last year there were a few, we can't let it get worse.

Michigan Avenue is one of the best parts of the route, but each year bystanders jumped the curb causing trouble and neighbors didn't stop it. We must address this threat and act!

Join the conversation: Defense or retreat? What ride experience do you want?

Use the poll on Facebook: https://facebook.com/groups/wnbrc



Jun 3 2013 - World Naked Bike Ride #10 is THIS SATURDAY!!!

NEWBIES - UNDERSTAND what you're getting into.

See our videos: https://chicagonakedride.org

Wondering? When (evening of Saturday June 8th), where (TBA/west loop), can I take photos (no), parking (at home), bike rental (Bobby's), how naked (bare as you dare) ...

READ EVERY WORD: https://chicagonakedride.org/about

LAST CHANCE to PREPARE YOUR BIKE AND SELF! You and it must be capable of over 15 miles in under three hours.

Finalize costume plans now. Consider accessories such as cape, gloves, boa, scarf, long socks for options in case of chill.

Pedi-cabs are available this year. Contact me for details.

Today is your LAST CHANCE to get a t-shirt before ride: https://chicagonakedride.org/shop

C U THERE!



Jun 4 2013 - WNBRCX - NEWS YOU CAN USE

I ____________________ do solemnly vow to PROTEST OIL ADDICTION

and to BEHAVE BEAUTIFULLY on the ride.

If you're coming by car or creepy or wasted or take pics or sell stuff, please spare yourself the hassle of our security and the police changing your life. But if you're SUPER DUPER nice and ONE with our cause, we may let you stick around after.

Important reading from https://chicagonakedride.org/about

[all of about page included in email text]



Jun 7 2013 - ARE YOU READY?!?

For a decade we've shown the world how beautiful life is with less oil. Through wars and ecocides and climate change and costs, we show that peace and wellness, joy and freedom are just a pedal away. Oil culture is brain-washed slow suicide, and you're better than that. LIVE it, and spread the word.

Join us this Saturday in our tenth recommitment to START UTOPIA NOW! THIS IS THE YEAR YOU'LL DO IT! Bring great attitude and courage, your bike and shoes, waterbottle, money/id/phone/towel, etc.

Repeat riders, help others be safe and awesome. No being creepy, no littering, and save heavy drinking for after (or face huge new public urination fines).

Weather could be low 60s with chance of rain. Carry clothes on the ride, think stockings, fun scarf, cap/gloves just in case.

Unparalleled photog GlitterGuts will be on-scene Saturday!

Schuba's Bike Bash is beforehand: https://facebook.com/events/311405362326654

Also the Bobby Cann memorial: https://tinyurl.com/bobbycannmem

SEE THE VIDEOS: https://chicagonakedride.org

READ THE BASICS: https://chicagonakedride.org/about

Mingle: https://facebook.com/groups/wnbrc

Keep yer pants on, check-in and gawking are yet to be announced.



Jun 8 2013 - MAKE IT SO!

Today the World Naked Bike Ride rolls across the globe promoting freedom from oil and the beauty of people in hundreds of cities. This year marks Chicago's 10th Anniversary and we have a truly epic 14 mile gas free bare as you dare joyride ahead of us tonight.

Chicago's ride draws over a thousand participants and we are ready to take on a thousand more, so jump on a bike, lace up those skates or grab a long board! As long as you travel by the power of your body and conscience you can roll with us. Bare-as-you-dare outfits range from fanciful costumes, body paint and undies, to nothing at all.

Yes, that's right, you can get naked tonight and tour this great city to be cheered on by thousands like a rock star, but we need to do this responsibly.

The World Naked Bike Ride is about taking care of the planet and getting in touch with our better selves. Let's work together to keep the ride safe and respect each other, and we all need to clean up after ourselves. LEAVE NO TRACE!

Things are a little different this year so follow the instructions below.

CHECK-IN (Today, Sat Jun 8, 6pm):

900 West Adams - Mary Bartelme park - Participants on people powered wheels will be forwarded to start location. Do NOT show up naked.

WE'RE LEAVING EARLY (8pm):

Ride leaves before sunset for slightly better light and warmth. DON'T BE LATE! Or we will leave you behind. Make sure your bike's ready and that you're capable of 14 miles in under three hours (slow to medium pace, stops often).

CROWDING:

Weather and publicity and history may bring record turnout. Pro Tip is to come pre-decorated, hang streetside, and disrobe upon launch. However, if you arrive early, we have body painting supplies on hand.

GAWKERS:

We invite the public to join us in protesting British Petroleum's abuse of our planet when we give the station at Fullerton & Ashland a big swirlie.

Please keep in mind to not ride too close to bystanders, a lot of people just want to high five you, but some might slap more than your hand, so be careful and stay to the center of the road to avoid being grabbed.

Visit https://Bedno.com/bike or https://chicagonakedride.org

or text WHERE to bike@bedno.com to follow the action live.

READ THE RULES & BASICS: https://chicagonakedride.org/about

JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: https://facebook.com/groups/wnbrc



2012




May 10 2012 - World Naked Bike Ride Chicago #9 is SATURDAY JUNE 9th

Celebrating freedom from oil, and the beauty of people.

The evening of SATURDAY JUNE 9th 2012 - just 30 days away!

HELP is urgently needed for POTTIES and PRINTING and PAINTS.

Donate online: https://chicagonakedride.org/donate

Buy a t-shirt: https://chicagonakedride.org/shop

Flyer art PDF is posted: https://chicagonakedride.org/flyers

If you love America, print and distribute some now.

ALL questions see https://chicagonakedride.org/about

Facebook Group:

https://facebook.com/home.php?sk=group_56021367677

Facebook Event:

https://facebook.com/events/?336195939746338/

TheChainLink event:

https://thechainlink.org/events/world-naked-bike-ride-chicago-2

Some of our crew are doing a little Karaoke ride (clothed) this Friday evening on the northside. All are welcome:

https://thechainlink.org/events/north-side-critical-mass-14



May 23 2012 - World Naked Bike Ride Chicago #9 is just SEVENTEEN DAYS hence!

Celebrating freedom from oil, and the beauty of people.

Evening of SATURDAY JUNE 9th!!!

Join the mailing list for details closer to ride date:

https://chicagonakedride.org

THANX for the recent generous donations. Already all spent on safety vests and printing.

PLEASE we still need $$$hundreds for POTTIES and PAINTS:

https://chicagonakedride.org/donate

RSVP on Facebook and invite your friends :)

https://facebook.com/events/336195939746338

BASICS, rules, critical answers like can I take photos (no), parking (at home), bike rental (Bobby's), how naked (bare as you dare), ...

https://chicagonakedride.org/about

NEWBIES see the brilliant video of what to really expect:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ai8ifRXGwp0



May 29 2012 - World Naked Bike Ride Chicago #9 is just ELEVEN DAYS hence!

FOR ALL CRITICAL ANSWERS like when (evening of Saturday June 9th), where (TBA/west loop), can I take photos (no), how naked (bare as you dare) ... https://chicagonakedride.org/about

Now's your last chance, fair weather riders, to have your bike serviced and prepared. There is NO assurance of support nor even air, also no parking nor tolerance for cars. For rentals see https://www.BobbysBikeHike.com/event/world-naked-bike-ride/

There're several local rides soon if you need a warmup: https://TheChainLink.org/events

Follow us on Twitter for "pro tips" postings: https://Twitter.com/ChiNakedRide

RSVP on Facebook and invite your friends :) https://Facebook.com/events/336195939746338

We still need a few hundred $$$ - hoping to buy some painting tables - please help: https://chicagonakedride.org/donate



Jun 5 2012 - DEAR WONDERFUL PEOPLE...

World Naked Bike Ride Chicago is now just days away - HOORAY!!!!

MUST SEE - FOR ALL ANSWERS like when (evening of Saturday June 9th), where (TBA/west loop), can I take photos (no), parking (at home), bike rental (Bobby's), how naked (bare as you dare) ...

https://chicagonakedride.org/about

We're still finalizing route, so check-in and viewing points are TBA, but soon.

MOBILE USERS: https://Bedno.com/bike will be over capacity. Follow us on Twitter instead/as well (see the "pro tips" posted there daily!): https://Twitter.com/ChiNakedRide

PREPARE YOUR BIKE AND SELF! You and it must be capable of over 15 miles in under three hours. If not, just come to a viewing point (TBA).

If costuming, finalize plans now. Consider accessories such as cape, gloves, boa, scarf, long socks for options in case of chill.

Personally, me and pals are planning patriotic themes, flags, red/white/blue, stars/stripes...

BODY PAINTING supplies and staff and time are limited. Only a lucky first few hundred can be served, may be declined for any reason, and strictly stops at sunset. PLEASE see the extensive notes and samples at https://chicagonakedride.org/bodypainting

World-class body painter Amy J is available for just a handful of major works. You'll get the photo of a lifetime, but must book her in advance and negotiate fee: amyjay49@gmail.com

Remember, we're fighting to free America from oil addiction.

Leave attitude, drunkenness, cars, drugs and sex dolls at home, and you'll have more fun than three Christmases.



Jun 8 2012 - Greetings fellow patriots!

This Saturday evening 1000+ cyclists will ride through Chicago celebrating freedom from oil and the beauty of people, simultaneously with many world cities the second Saturday in June since 2004. Join us in welcoming a people-powered future.

CYCLISTS: Check-in after 6pm at The "O" - Harpo's sign sculpture at about 1025 W. Randolph.

There they'll direct you to ride elsewhere. Ride leaves after 8pm.

READ THE RULES: https://chicagonakedride.org/about

FANS: Suggested viewing points+times are listed at https://Bedno.com/bike/wnbrc/n

Halsted from Fullerton to Belmont around 10pm seems likely.

Action should be live on: https://chicagonakedride.org

Follow on Twitter: https://Twitter.com/ChiNakedRide

* READ THE RULES: https://chicagonakedride.org/about

* Treat this as you would any 15+ mile summer group ride. Check your tires, pack minimally, bring water+snack, CardsCashPhoneKeys, etc. If you're not that much of a cyclist (yet) join us later or just come cheer.

* You don't have to body paint. Just wear something minimal and fun and sheddable, and come later. Personally, I'm going patriotic themed this year, asserting bicycles as key to America's future, and wearing flag colors. Others doing similar won't be alone.

* Enjoy the dressing/painting/glitterguts areas but move on. Frankly, they're not without sharps and poison ivy. Hang out on feeder streets instead and make new friends :)

* This wonder relies on everyone's good and joyful behavior. Ride the experience well and it's genuinely life changing. But be a pest and security'll de-friend you.

MEMORIZE SOME SLOGANS: https://chicagonakedride.org/slogans



Jun 9 2012 - HAPPY SATURDAY!!!

This evening 1000+ cyclists will ride through Chicago celebrating freedom from oil and the beauty of people, simultaneously with many world cities the second Saturday in June since 2004. Join us in welcoming a people-powered future.

Weather says sunny: 86F at 6pm, 81F at 8pm, 70F at midnt.

Record turnout is possible.

CYCLISTS: Check-in after 6pm at The "O" - Harpo's sign sculpture at about 1025 W. Randolph.

There they'll direct you to ride elsewhere. Ride launches after 8pm.

READ THE RULES: https://chicagonakedride.org/about

FANS: Recommended points+times are listed at https://Bedno.com/bike/wnbrc/n

Halsted from Fullerton to Belmont around 10pm seems likely, and some BPs.

Action should be live on: https://chicagonakedride.org

FOLLOW ON TWITTER: https://Twitter.com/ChiNakedRide

* Treat this as you would any 15+ mile summer group ride. Check your tires, pack minimally, bring water+snack, CardsCashPhoneKeys, etc. If you're not that much of a cyclist (yet) join us later or just come cheer.

* You don't have to body paint. Just wear something minimal and fun and sheddable, and come later. Personally, I'm going patriotic themed this year, asserting bicycles as key to America's future, and wearing flag colors. Others doing similar won't be alone.

* Enjoy the dressing/painting/glitterguts areas but move on. Frankly, they're not without sharps and poison ivy. Hang out on feeder streets instead and make new friends :)

* Train users, there may be closures on Purple+Red lines. Plan your travel generously and carefully.

* This wonder relies on everyone's good and joyful behavior. Ride the experience well and it's genuinely life changing. But be a pest and security'll de-friend you.

MEMORIZE SOME SLOGANS: https://chicagonakedride.org/slogans





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