RULEZ

  • Celebrating freedom from oil and the beauty of people!
    Less gas more ass! Burns fat not oil! Nude not crude!

  • DRUGS / BOOZE on the ride = arrest.

  • Sometimes bystanders get grabby :(
    SHY? Stay towards center, out of reach.
    CHIVALROUS? Guard our flanks.

  • YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE!
    Be prepared, stay alert, take care, help others.

  • Obey police and thank them for their help.
    Goodies may target ticketing. Bare at your risk.
    National Lawyers Guild monitors: 312-913-0039.

  • PARTICIPANTS must show Person-Powered Wheels.
    FANS see  ChicagoNakedRide.org  MassUp.us  @ChiNakedRide  #WNBRC

  • NO PHOTOS in our before/after space (xcpt auth'd)
    Assume that you will be photographed on ride.

  • Arrive CLOTHED&SHOED and carry weather options.
    NO GLASS! RECYCLE cans. Bring refillables.
    OBEY security or be ejected.

  • LEAVE NO TRACE!!! PICK IT UP and PACK IT OUT!!!

  • HAVE THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE!!!

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